FOURTWO megapixels.

2006-04-11T06:01:00.000-07:00

An account by Zheng Han! (who else?)

On 10.4.2006, Monday, our class was invaded by unknown organisms from outer-space. The space transport crashed atop our classroom and we just had to tear it down to check it out. The adventure of SXRFOSCTVUSWWTCIO begins…

The global calamity caused by the contact impact.

Camel taking initiative in tearing down the multi-billion dollar research specimen.

Guan was inundated by the enthralling urge to check it out. Not to mention being exceedingly elated to find that he was tall enough!

Our first authentication of (used) life beyond our Earth – the corpse-bride garage-sale

Sighting of the crew… that kept touching the Camel.

A better look at the crew.

After some hard-core tau-pok and nuts-screwing the aliens finally succumbed to our supremacy. In exchange for their lives (and dignity) they gave us this next-generation artifact – our own broom… ~.^

A very touched camel repairing the $ta-ma-de-many-digits-here ship, ready for take-off.

And thus ends our adventure of SXRFOSCTVUSWWTCIO. (Sook Xian’s Relatives From Outer-Space Came To Visit Us So We Went To Check It Out)

2006-04-10T05:09:00.000-07:00

today was mental.we had like. almost the whole day free? haha. when 402 has free time things start to happen. first it was yincheong. he decided that deodorants should be tortured to and proceeded to whack it on the table, with a ruler, and almost everything as it screamed in agony.

finally he decided to bite it.

yum!

and after school, camel wanted to have an adventure, just like those you see on Dora the Explorer.
The camel's ceiling tour:

(not) surprisingly, the camel tried to remove the ceiling but failed.

guan had to take over and amazed us with his display of Bob the Builder skills by removing the ceiling with a wide array of tools, namely the thumb, pointer, middlefinger, ring finger and little finger.

they managed to extract an ancient artifact which explains why the floor was dirty.

thats about it. we're gonna have another adventure tmr.

flag day!

2006-04-08T23:50:00.000-07:00

flag day!
right. now lets welcome our guest writer, mr NG ZHENG HAN!

Now. Miss what's-her-tits was responsible for giving out the cans so I reported to her. And check this: Gav's escort today was Ruenn Sheng! Wow. Don't mind me, I have Ruenn-Shengiphobia after what he did to me last year. Meh. After I filled my tin with water (I have no idea why but I just felt compelled to do it), I went on my daily patrol around to school. (Don't ask) You all feel safe now. Anyways, my fingers got a lil' itchy so I sent out a few dead SMS to random people.

Hailing from West Coast comes the Sultan of Brunei. After the arrival of his hineyness things started picking up. We sat down and discussed where and what we wanted to do while the P.S (Pang-Seh Squad) left for Ginza to do some project work. I wasn't listening to their conversation because I was too mesmerized and captivated by Guan's eyes. The more I resisted, the stronger was the urge. His eyes were like darting around strange places like a blind dude I know of. And I just had to tell Yin Cheong to join in laughing at him. But apparently he was oblivious to it. But then again, beavers aren't meant to have good vision in bright light huh.

We sailed forth towards Ginza Plaza after much debate and well, we had an unexpected guest "Oh HI! I'M FRANZ!" It was really cool though, promoting his name like idiots throughout the journey. I managed to persuade the girls to join us in our unholy crusade. What can you say? I'm just pretty and persuasive. Schemes developed on the way down and it turned out we had to sacrifice Yen and Dyl for oh HI! I'M FRANZ! It was for a good cause. I'm sure Yen and Dyl will understand. It hurt them more then it hurt us.

I uncovered a secret of Guan's somewhere in between here. And yes Ee Wen, I've borrowed all those stickers from you and pasted it back on your head.

I had lunch (again) at Mac's and well, nothing special there unless you count me di siao-ing the counter-man/waiter/servant/slave/prostitute (whatever is the occupation of standing behind the counter).

The girls eluded us after lunch and we spent more time debating on where to go outside Ginza where Guan was happily sucking Slurpee like it's nobody's business. Flower suggested Changi which he quickly contradicted himself (as usual) and in the end, it didn't even matter because we decided to watch a movie.

On the way there I acquired some new wallpaper which shall be available for download if Gav approves. And curse the soccer facilities. Our party disbanded and re-banded into smaller groups because some sweethearts wanted to play soccer over making-out (!) in the cinema. Unbeknownst to us all, a new virus had already settled within out systems and was incubating, awaiting the time to attack.

Spontaneous as it was spontaneous, the virus overwhelmed us all. Cacophony and pandemonium broke out when Guan was within visible range of us. We succumbed to the malefic virus that hijacked our central nervous systems and fear struck us like kanina. We ran like some crazy bitches until Guan was no longer within threatening range.

Somehow the moon dawned upon Empress earlier then us and well, as you can guess, more debates! Wow, these people can really argue about anything. And somehow Yen got irritated and left the party. I got concerned (yes Ee Wen, again) and called him up just to check on him. He seemed okay and his coordinates were 10672, 81223, 23 (Big Bookshop according to my F.U.C.K ) (Friends Ultimate Coordinates Keeper). Guan and gang went off to scour that place for Yen and well, I just had to find out what he was up to.

The Date Movie was a bunch of random crap koped from multiple Nanny-Awards winning movies and well... it's filled with random crap. If you haven't watched it, you are strongly advised to. I personally liked the Sophie Monk scenes. She's sexy and just by looking at her at the pool party makes my nuts screw so high up that I lost track of where it went

Anyways, after the movie we started pia-ing for donations, for 2 minutes. Then we left for school. We had a basketball match later and I had an embarrass-myself session at the volleyball court.

"Fate is only for those who simply wait."- Ng Zheng Han

2006-04-04T07:04:00.000-07:00

http://weikiat.ikueb.com/thewicked/

crazy high-iq stuff, go try.
and spoilers pls dont reveal the answer.
highest level in nh held by caveman and risheng. of 404. smart eh.

chem!

2006-04-04T06:30:00.000-07:00

yinchong, winston and camel with their usual antics (:

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excessive usage of semi-colons inspired by mdm sia.

2006-04-02T06:11:00.000-07:00

hi kids.